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Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in between them, because there's no place like home.
I’ve only opened four out of 7
“I got to thinking about my favorite women in the world. What would they do!? I searched around...
“It’s kind of creepy that many people have seen me naked. I feel like I’m the world’s biggest...
